(And yes, I AM hoping that this article ends up being headlined “BREXIT WAS A JADE FANNY EGG”.) And so, finally, to the man Michael’s going to try and reknife at some point in the coming weeks. Boris Johnson has informed MPs they need to “stop banging on about Brexit and put that bawling baby to bed”. News that Johnson has pocketed £700,000 for speeches since leaving office is embarrassing for anyone who paid him, though sadly not surprising. He remains the runaway favourite for this contest – the greatest shitshow on earth – and we must all adjust our bunker arrangements accordingly.

Source: The Guardian June 07, 2019 15:37 UTC